Not a lot annoying. Just a little. Kinda. Just enough that people remember you were there. The opossum has mastered this setting. You don't have to commit to being outright unpleasant: you just have to be juuust enough of a nuisance to be memorable. It's a sweet spot. The opossum lives there. You should visit.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For the people who show up late but bring snacks so it's fine.