A cryptid romance scaled up to 8.5 inches. Bigfoot, flowers in hand, whispering sweet nothings. The truth can no longer be hidden, and your car's rear bumper is where it comes out. Bumper-grade vinyl, built to weather the long drive to your private rendezvous cabin.

• Size: 8.5" x 2.6"
• Bumper-grade vinyl, UV- and weather-resistant
• Works on cars, rear windows, toolboxes, fridges, laptops, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A Bigfoot is my lover bumper sticker for people whose heart belongs in the forest.