Clean typography with a firm position on which kind of crypto deserves your attention. 8.5 inches of bold declaration for a back bumper, fridge door, or tool chest. Hides nothing, promises nothing, delivers only the correct opinion.

• Size: 8.5" x 3"
• Weatherproof, windproof, highway-proof: strong magnetic backing stays flat at speed
• Easy on, easy off: works on cars, fridges, metal lockers, tool chests, and more

A cryptozoology bumper magnet for people whose investment portfolio is in bigfoot sightings.