You tried the emotional support dog, the emotional support cat, the weighted blanket. Nothing stuck. Turns out what you needed was a small, deeply loyal demon to glare at anyone who inconveniences you. The demon is non-negotiable, fully certified, and would like a word with your landlord.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose vibe requires backup.