No excuses, just a creature having a great time. Stick this little villain on your laptop, water bottle, or the back of a notebook where you'd rather not explain yourself. A portable statement of ownership: things are as they are because you chose them, and that's the whole joke.

• Size: 3" x 2.3"
• Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
• Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

An evil by choice vinyl sticker for people who've run out of tragic-backstory energy.