The trash-cat adoption lineup, bumper-sized. One raccoon, two opossums, all vying for the "cat" designation and honestly making a strong case. Five inches of suburban irony for the car, toolbox, or rear window. The legitimate cats remain indoors. These ones have the better stories.

• Size: 5" x 4.5"
• Bumper-grade vinyl, UV- and weather-resistant
• Works on cars, rear windows, toolboxes, fridges, laptops, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A forbidden cats bumper sticker for people whose street-cat standards are flexible.