An adoption-day mishap: the box says Adopt a Cat, but the contents are a raccoon and two opossums. Technically trash cats. Practically the best cats. Stick it on a laptop, water bottle, or notebook as a small statement of solidarity with the alleys of America.

• Size: 3" x 2.71"
• Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
• Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A forbidden cats vinyl sticker for people who know a trash panda counts.