A crab with a clear instruction and the claws to back it up. Stick it on a mailbox, a fridge, a car you drive in heavy traffic. The crab does not negotiate. Everyone reads the magnet and backs off, which is how the crab wants it.

• Size: 5" x 4.7"
• Weatherproof, windproof, highway-proof: strong magnetic backing stays flat at speed
• Easy on, easy off: works on cars, fridges, metal lockers, tool chests, and more

A go away bumper magnet for people whose preferred interaction volume is zero.