A crab with a message. Five inches of direct instruction for your back bumper, your mailbox, or the inside of a cubicle wall. The crab isn't asking. The crab is stating. Functions as both decoration and boundary.

• Size: 5" x 4.7"
• Bumper-grade vinyl, UV- and weather-resistant
• Works on cars, rear windows, toolboxes, fridges, laptops, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A go away bumper sticker for people whose ideal interaction volume is zero.