A raccoon refusing the assignment, now bumper-sized. Five inches of flat-out decline for the car behind you. A tiny ally for everyone who feels cosmically tested and has decided, firmly, not today.

• Size: 5" x 3.9"
• Bumper-grade vinyl, UV- and weather-resistant
• Works on cars, rear windows, toolboxes, fridges, laptops, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A god is testing me bumper sticker for people whose homework has been ignored for spiritual reasons.