The too-much goose, bumper-sized. Five inches of behavioral-grounds rejection for the car, toolbox, or window. A portable summary of your reputation, delivered with feathers and attitude. The underworld said no. You're back.

• Size: 5" x 3.8"
• Bumper-grade vinyl, UV- and weather-resistant
• Works on cars, rear windows, toolboxes, fridges, laptops, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A hell won't take me bumper sticker for people whose energy is banned from multiple venues.