The frog arrives on the scene with a cowboy hat, a cactus, and a greeting. The greeting is technically hostile. The frog is affectionate about it. In the frog's world, "dickheads" is the honorific you use for the people you actually like. The frog knows its audience. You, reading this, have been greeted.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose close friends get roasted daily, and who consider that the highest form of devotion.