A small vampire gently pushing back against your reputation. Sure, there's a cape. Sure, the eyes glow. But is that weird? The vampire would like you to name five weirder things before making it permanent on a laptop or water bottle.

• Size: 3" x 2.7"
• Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
• Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

An I'm not that weird vinyl sticker for people who'd like to issue a formal appeal.