You can't unlearn the microplastics fact. You can, however, choose your attitude about it. This creature has decided the microplastics are upgrades. Little polymer friends, providing structural integrity. You're not contaminated, you're reinforced. Industrial revolution was a health plan all along.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose coping mechanism is reframing with sincere enthusiasm.