Popcorn with a face. A drink with a face. A ticket stub with a face. They are all going to see the same movie, and the movie is bad for them, and they are excited. Nothing good ever plays at midnight, which is exactly why you show up. The feature is unclear. The snacks are clear.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people who prefer their films unsettling and their concessions punctual.