Mothman with a briefcase, punching in at 9. The sticker imagines the cryptid's boring corporate life, and it turns out: same as yours. Stick it on the laptop you drag into the office, the water bottle at your standup, or the notebook where you log timesheets.

• Size: 3" x 2.4"
• Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
• Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A Mothman's day job vinyl sticker for people whose paranormal fantasies have been compromised by HR.