A bumper magnet that delivers an existential reminder to anyone behind you in traffic: life is finite and they just spent a minute on this. 8.5 inches of chiding math. It's not mean, exactly. It's just correct. Sticks to cars, fridges, filing cabinets, and anywhere a memento mori is overdue.

• Size: 8.5" x 3"
• Weatherproof, windproof, highway-proof: strong magnetic backing stays flat at speed
• Easy on, easy off: works on cars, fridges, metal lockers, tool chests, and more

A one minute bumper magnet for people who like their existentialism at the stoplight.