A pitch-black heart with the slogan honest enough to stop you at a red light. Stick it on a fridge, a car, a tool chest you open when nothing's working. Spite renews daily, pays no bills, but somehow keeps you here. The magnet makes the motto visible.

• Size: 5" x 4.1"
• Weatherproof, windproof, highway-proof: strong magnetic backing stays flat at speed
• Easy on, easy off: works on cars, fridges, metal lockers, tool chests, and more

A purely spite bumper magnet for people whose fuel source has never once failed to deliver.