A small crab mid-transformation, offering you the same deal. Stuck to your laptop, water bottle, or the notebook where you draft your exit plan. The crab phase is just sideways walking and vibing, which is, frankly, more than most humans are doing.

• Size: 3" x 2.6"
• Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
• Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A reject humanity vinyl sticker for people whose retirement plan is claws.