A goose with a mace on a chain and a practical concern about the afterlife. "I'll see you in hell" is a promise; "please save me a seat" is a courtesy. Stick this on a laptop, a water bottle, or a notebook you bring to the group chat's annual reunion. The goose is ready for battle and for seating.

• Size: 3" x 2.5"
• Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
• Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A save me a seat vinyl sticker for people already planning the downstairs meet-up.