This raccoon is not doing wellness. This raccoon is doing strategy. Every glass of water is a commitment to longevity. The plan is to simply remain on earth after certain specific people have left it. Petty? Yes. Effective? Also yes. Eight glasses a day.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose self-care is competitive.