You said the weird thing. Everyone heard it. Now it's time to go. If you've ever texted "sorry if that was weird" more than once in a week, this shirt is already yours spiritually — you're just making it official. People will read it and immediately think of a specific moment in their own life. That's how you know it works.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

You've made it awkward. Might as well memorialize it with a shirt.