The horrors are not going anywhere. Neither is this frog. This frog has accepted that life has horrors. The frog has also acquired a sword. The horrors keep persisting, and the frog keeps persisting, and somewhere between those two persistences is a workable equilibrium.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose survival strategy is "I'm still here, unfortunately for everyone."