Coffee alone does not get this skeleton out of bed. Deadlines, meetings, and obligations: ignored. But a wrong requiring correction? Instantly conscious. The chainsaw is charged. The grudge is catalogued. Vengeance has always been a better alarm clock than ambition.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose productivity spikes immediately after someone wrongs them.