The opossum paints. It sculpts. More notably, it's an absolute genius at generating new personal catastrophes where none previously existed. Some call it a curse. The opossum prefers "art practice." Its latest work is a complicated situation no one asked for.

• Soft cotton tee, unisex fit, true to size
• Screen-printed in the USA with premium ink
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low

For people whose creative output is mostly just handmade chaos.