Mothman sorting mail into two piles: things to answer, things to ignore. Your email is in the second pile, and the little guy is at peace with it. Stick it on the laptop your inbox haunts, the water bottle by your desk, or the back of a phone you check too much anyway.

• Size: 3" x 2.5"
• Weatherproof vinyl, scratch- and fade-resistant
• Great on water bottles, laptops, phone cases, notebooks, and more (indoor or outdoor use)

A your email will never find me vinyl sticker for people whose inbox zero is an act of war.